The Internet Rant One thing I've found out, on this tour especially, is the internet has really changed things a lot for guys like me. They've got this list of all the songs I play and I try to play new songs all the time. I don't ever look at it - I've never looked at it - I've just heard about it. It's like every night you just do... whatever you do, it's there. I'll probably never look at the damn thing. I usually do something else. I wouldn't want to keep track of myself and I don't want to keep track of anybody else who's keeping track of me either. So anyway... one night... this internet thing is so weird because you can't live anything down. Do something stupid and everybody knows right away... that night. Anyway, one time I was doing a show and someone was talking really a lot and this thing's only so loud and you can only get so loud. I'd been trying to be cool because I don't want to blow it... didn't want to blow the vibe... get everybody upset and have them realize what a jerk I can really be... then they won't believe the songs any more. Anyway, as luck would have it, a couple of weeks ago somebody was talking - 'Shut up asshole'. There it was. I'm sure it was out there - that's the 'Shut Up Asshole' show - people in Bulgaria are checking it out - well maybe not Bulgaria... let's try another country - people in Zimbabwe are checking out and found out that I said... called one of the people in the crowd an asshole. I don't know what to make of all that. Anyway here's a song - it's not a new song for this tour - it's only been played probably once - probably three days ago or something and it'll show up on the graph. How many new songs did he introduce and how many old songs did he change, how many new songs did he do in a new old way - it’s just a stupid song you know. Anyway, we tried to record this a long time ago and we never quite got it. It's too bad because it wasn't a good one for us. Neil Young Rosemont Theatre, Rosemont, Illinois, USA May 1, 1999